The Twilight craze has hit J.'s school. He overheard two girls discussing the Twilight movie.
One girl, not too keen on the books, asked "Why is the dialogue so corny? Why does Edward talk that way?"
And the other girl, a fanatic, replied,"Well, he just doesn't know any better. He's a vampire--he's not normal, so he doesn't know that's not the way people talk."
The excuse for vampires prone to corny language: they just don't know any better!